Plumber, drop the pipes and fuck the landlady — her pussy is leaking

I asked the courier to take naked pictures, and now he's blackmailing me

I love it when female students come for a retake — they give it to you in all the holes

I'll prove to you that getting laid is nicer than sitting over textbooks

She puts her ass up and waits — wait, I'm choosing a hole to fuck

Bro, wait, we can't fuck. Okay, but this is the last time

Honey, don't stop, lick more, because I haven't cum yet

So I came in drunk — is that an excuse to tie me up and fuck me in the ass?

If you give it to me in the anus, you don't have to cook tonight. Does that bribe you?

Obviously she has done something wrong, since she meets her husband from work looking like that

Guys, why can't you take turns? My butt has limits, doesn't it?

Are you out of your mind, sister? You satisfy me, then go to your boyfriend's

Are you sure you're a massage pro? You're just touching me in the wrong place

Santa Claus didn't show up: I was a bad girl, but my friends came

Are you going to fuck in front of your mother? Better to do it in the bedroom

What a loser her husband is — he pays me to fuck his wife

You got married for a reason — now food and fucking with a boob is guaranteed

Son, watch your sister squirt and fuck your mom the same way

I used to bring my wife to orgasm myself, but now a friend does it

Sister, did you learn how to spread your legs so well in college?

Friend, how long have you been showering, I've had time to fuck your girlfriend

I'll be late for work, so what — a guy's big dick in the first place

How not to scream when a negro with a huge dick is casting

All right, brother, touch your boobs, but don't tell your mother about it. You got it?